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upsides to removing tags on my gate and fence: no shitty tags on my gate and fence

downsides: graffiti remover melts my gloves and so my hands are covered in spray paint residue

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we regret to inform you that snuggles.cute has casus belli with delicatepetals.soft

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imagine being so mad online that you start a war between your instance and another instance has been upgraded to v3.1.2 :toot: 🔒

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you can have your own little "butlerian jihad" by getting drunk and throwing alexa in the trash

the federated timeline goes off sometimes. kind of like watching a distant star supernova

react navigation v5 is so much better than v4. functional component and hook support, better interaction between the navigator and the screens, what more could you want 😍

is there anything more encouraging than a compliment from the dentist? my gums are strong and i feel great

is it just me or is the hardest part of UI design picking the right colours for your app

hello everyone will be down for approx. 5 mins due to maintenance 🚧 👷

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I really dig seeing so many Australian Mastodon instances in my feed...

Melb.Social / / / /

did craig david ever figure out what that person's flavour was

yarn 1: the javascript developers friend
yarn 2: nobody asked for any of this

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Café de Auspol - part of the Mastodon social network - Australian Politics - Watch out for spills!