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if you can't handle me at my "sonic movie (2019) trailer 1" you don't deserve me at my "sonic movie (2020) trailer 2"

sometimes i wish douglas adams' total perspective vortex was a real thing. i have a long list of people i'd like to feed into it. i'd even supply the fairy bread

it's pretty disappointing that there aren't many checks and balances in our parliamentary system to ensure that politicians actually do things to help their constituents, instead of bury their head in the sand and take fat cheques

there's a direct correlation between the slashing of fire services budgets up to 75% and the amount of fires we're able to handle

even if (for some reason) you entirely discount the concept of human made climate change affecting the frequency and size of our yearly fire season, how the hell were you expecting a reduction in fires of 75%?

how are the nsw govt not being held individually responsible for the needless deaths we've suffered in the past few days?

absolutely fucking slamming the godwin button to make my point

"OK Boomer now appears on phone cases, stickers, pins, and sweatshirts and on a range of products that say, “OK boomer, have a terrible day.” “‘If they do take it personally’,” according to one 17-year-old quoted in the piece, “‘it just further proves that they take everything we do as offensive.’” And yet one wonders if the public would be quite so amused by a logo that said: “OK Jews, have a terrible day.”"

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getting increasingly mad at the scientific rigour used to determine if old people smell

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death stranding is extremely fun, and the collaborative online nature of the world is very cute

it's cool to see an influx of new mastodon users from !

i've seen a few posts here and there but i'm looking forward to seeing some more folks on the feed

i have a keep cup. its very useful, it keeps all my pens and such in one place on my desk

graphql is cool and all but i wish it integrated a bit more naturally with typescript

sometimes i'm absolutely floored by how incompetent management can limit the success of a business

i see some of the business decisions made at [employer] and i wonder how we're a market leader for our industry

friday feeling like wednesday. ominous vibes

huge fucking lol at the sudden outpouring of "don't shit on boomers, some of us are poor" because one millennial wrote a news article about the OK Boomer phenomenon

like it or not working class boomers, you are representative of the mindset of your generation, as much as i am personally responsible for the uptick in smashed avo purchases.

use the criticism of boomers to change how you think and behave (like you keep telling us to do) and grow a backbone instead of complaining that someone was mean to your generation online

[showing a picture of a guy in a richmond pub] that's me in the corner

[showing a picture of a guy discovering atheism in a fabric store] that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion

i love our national culture of making stuff up to take the piss out of foreigners. drop bears, thick spread vegemite with no butter, the existence of any part of australia west of the victorian border, etc.

luigi's mansion 3 is very cute. you have a ghost dog and luigi says "puppy!" very often

every time it rains i feel bad for the falcon fledglings. i hope they aren't too soggy

i could deal with having a wisdom tooth erupt if i didn't also feel the need to poke or prod it every five seconds. it's sore :(

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