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my kingdom for someone to rub vicks on my back

If you haven't already seen it enjoy this footage of police in Bulgaria trying to use pepper spray and the wind blowing it back in their faces

i'm sick and its bloody exhausting. haven't eaten anything today, just keep napping and sneezing. someone pls bring sweet relief

active shooter in christchurch 

active shooter in christchurch 

active shooter in christchurch 

boss brought in some fancy-ass donuts for us to eat. mine was nutella with a kit kat on top. very tasty

pell sentencing 

some people play to win, i just play to have a good time

bringing auspol.cafe down for maintenance for a short time 🔽

congrats Vic on finally defeating summer. cool weather ahoy

my ergodox ez arrived which is exciting but also tough on the ol' muscle memory

god its embarrassing when you share a toot and it turns out its on pleroma so the content doesn't embed into the chat app you're using. "yeah uhh, click through"

well that was a cool hour of downtime for auspol.cafe because decided it was enforcing instead of disabled for no reason

The myth of the loveliest people in Australian letters - Michelle de Kretser - get the lights in my room turned off - because the light switch is OUTSIDE the room somewhere, but staff won't tell me where it is.

Studies indicate that the perceived legitimacy of any online text can be increased with numbers in square brackets[7][8]. Some researchers[who?] claim that square brackets are not a reliable indicator of fact.

I do not think twitter.activitypub.actor is a good idea, nor that the Twitter cross poster is a good idea. Let your Twitter past die. Kill it if you have to.

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