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The five stages of debugging server issues are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and pasting content from Stack Exchange directly into the terminal window. #sysadmin

9:30pm - 1:30pm saturday sleep-in champion

...everything is too bright

new mouse is fun to use. weird moving the mouse with my fingers instead of my whole wrist though

i keep putting my hand on it as if it was a microsoft sculpt. stupid muscle memory

i bought a logitech mx vertical mouse today. i....probably couldn't afford it. but 👀 new mouse is exciting

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this has been happening a lot of anxiety at the edges. it's hot here.

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sometimes it feels like bignames are looking for the roomba of decentralization: it just wanders around, decentralizing stuff, while you continue shitposting. so instead of organizing the labor to support decentralized infrastructure, bignames talk big about decentralization and then link to their twitter

the good thing about working full time is that the days just seem to slip by, somehow it is almost always friday

it would be good if i didn't have to work so i could just do my hobbies full time. where is my winning lotto ticket ??

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Microsoft Edge contains a hidden whitelist that lets Facebook always run Flash, even bypassing click2play policy:

zdnet.com/article/microsoft-ed

i need to change my career to getting paid to sleep lots. somehow

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hey does anybody remember that time when I bought a signed print of the Garfield comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog cum and Jim Davis had to hire a PR firm and make a statement to Buzzfeed about how it wasn’t actually dog cum (it was)

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This week in my diary today -- I want to take the VI out of VIP

i want michaelia cash to cop a cream filled pie to the face

catching up on my 1 billion missed emails from my day off yesterday. thankfully i have a full pot of turkish apple tea so i'm ready to with the

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This Jetstar flight to Bali is full as they just released $60 flights and I am in heaven & will have to the experience of dying

i watched umbrella academy on netflix and its pretty good. here's hoping they do another season

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