bell jar @[email protected]

@mike well, you're still proving to yourself that you're a functional person who can do things, it just happens that today's thing to do is stay inside

@mike what changed about today? i hope it's that you don't need to prove it to yourself anymore

doom eternal: it's not good

upsides to removing tags on my gate and fence: no shitty tags on my gate and fence

downsides: graffiti remover melts my gloves and so my hands are covered in spray paint residue

i can get behind the protest module #duolingo

@MattHatton hope you put camouflage netting over your toilet paper supplies. they're comin' for it

we regret to inform you that snuggles.cute has casus belli with delicatepetals.soft

imagine being so mad online that you start a war between your instance and another instance

the new australian currency is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjyHcxUubno&feature=youtu.be

whoa cat betty
bit a man

@VictoriaBotter can you earring a brow? wouldn't it be a browring?

@chonkwitch i've always thought the cw system was clunky and led to unreadable threads

finally some good news https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/feb/28/downfall-bp-worker-sacked-over-hitler-parody-wins-his-job-back

auspol.cafe has been upgraded to v3.1.2 🔒

the federated timeline goes off sometimes. kind of like watching a distant star supernova

@mike ahh fair enough! that sucks :(
it's funny how brains are, i usually need to be doing two things at once

@mike when i'm listening to audiobooks i can do other things at the same time, and i don't have to set aside time for reading 😄