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here's what fixya user john m. had to say about the convection microwave i bought from kmart yesterday. he's absolutely right too

i wrote a discord bot that generates an always sunny title card with arbitrary text and the chat is going off

#auspol

rest in peace, bob. sad to see you go #auspol

[extremely redacted to deidentify participants voice] https://www.parliament.qld.gov.au/documents/tableOffice/TabledPapers/2017/5517T1239.pdf

turns out #frostpunk kinda breaks in endless mode 😂 managed to get one million coal and 9 years worth of rations

oh wait, its in a menu that you have to hunt to find. excellent usability #spotify

is it just me or has #spotify removed the option to repeat albums from their updated iOS ui?

#auspol

when your brain is being eaten from the inside by a fat shit #auspol

frydenberg looks like he's just had a huge cry

#auspol #royalcommission #bankingrc

Shayne Elliott, CEO of ANZ, out selling Big Issues on today, the day of the banking royal commission. I think someone's doing a bit of pre-emptive PR

#auspol #royalcommission #bankingrc

damn you know the president is suffering from dementia when he tries to shake hands with the god damn play button

the data on this dashboard regarding the price of electricity right now in each state is insane. SA/Vic are paying 100x of what QLD/NSW are paying. prices are in MWh
https://www.aemo.com.au/Electricity/National-Electricity-Market-NEM/Data-dashboard#nem-dispatch-overview
#australia #auspol #heatwave #nationalisethatshit

looking forward to the inevitable dump of cleartext passwords from the RACV database when these are their password requirements😬

scientology bros handing these out at melbourne central 😬

@belljar

thanks for the laugh mum

office xmas party. gonna chill here til my dealer texts #druglyfe

more like always #duolingo