I can't stop reading the www.ecocoin.com white paper. Honestly how are we supposed to satirize corporate tech bros when they roast themselves so comprehensively with their own ideas like this

If this weren't real it would truly be the Mona Lisa of tech satire

@sophia gonna be an eco inspector. i'm gonna stalk people all day in my gas guzzling car to tell a techbro that that someone had chicken in their lunch but tried to pass it off as tofu. then i'll get paid in a fraction of tree for ratting them out. life is good
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@Frinkeldoodle @sophia aren't all paper currency technically fractions of tree

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yes but unlike paper currency, if i have 1 ecocoin I should be able to walk into the ecocoin mint and exchange my coin for a tree. i think that's how it works
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