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sunshine plays a major part in the daytime

thanks for the laugh mum

#WhyAreYouHere i was burned out by the birdsite and abandoned my account there a couple of years ago.

when i found out about mastodon i joined up with .social and read a lot more about what federation was and how it works. i thought it was a great way to have a birdsite alternative without any corporate bs. now it feels so much more than that

i've always tinkered around with my own blogs and servers, it seemed only natural to start my own instance, and here we are!

hopefully years more of it

took next week off work. counting down the seconds until friday evening

copypasting that rome statute thing has never been funny, even posted ironically

no public holiday this anzac day so i guess the troops can go get fucked

bloody monday again

there's more to life than wine

bin with a crossed out syringe (NO SHARPS) next to a bin with a crossed out joint (NO BLUNTS)

my tummy too foodilicious for ya babe

i don't think you're ready for this belly

my life sucks. it would be nice if it got a bit better

smells like smoke in the air today. stay safe everyone, hope you've got masks

you'd gotta think how much better a greens or labor pm would be at handling this crisis, but christ if i'm not missing turnbull, even onion toney, right now. morrison is a fucking insincere robot

all this smoke in the air is giving my asthma a tough time

i don't like replying to randos in the federated timeline but i do like voting in their polls

another normal day on the forums, time to take a big sip of water