#WhyAreYouHere i was burned out by the birdsite and abandoned my account there a couple of years ago.
when i found out about mastodon i joined up with .social and read a lot more about what federation was and how it works. i thought it was a great way to have a birdsite alternative without any corporate bs. now it feels so much more than that
i've always tinkered around with my own blogs and servers, it seemed only natural to start my own instance, and here we are!
hopefully years more of it
damn the judge from this wandered off to buy a pack of smokes and never came back. they found his body today
my name is queen's counsel montoya. you called me a disgrace. prepare to die
HIS HONOUR: Now, I expect fulsome [sic] submissions, including authorities and copies of whatever authorities that you rely on. This document can be returned from whence it has come. There should have been two applications; it’s what I directed this morning. It’s a further example of what I was talking about when we opened play this morning, Mr Page; you remember that?
[QUEEN’S COUNSEL FOR THE FATHER]: I will never forget that.
HIS HONOUR: I beg your pardon?
[QUEEN’S COUNSEL FOR THE FATHER]: I will not forget it, your Honour.
HIS HONOUR: What was it?
[QUEEN’S COUNSEL FOR THE FATHER]: I can’t recall at the moment - - -
HIS HONOUR: What was it? You’ve said that you will not forget it?
[QUEEN’S COUNSEL FOR THE FATHER]: You said that I was “a disgrace” - - -
HIS HONOUR: Wasn’t that.
[QUEEN’S COUNSEL FOR THE FATHER]: - - - and I will never forget that.
"Welcome to #CSS ! Do you want to make your website spin in circles and also give your background an animated gradient? We can do that!"
"Actually can I just put two divs next to each other?"
"... Well... The Web wasn't made for complex stuff like that, but there are some tedious workarounds you can try."
auspol.cafe is now on v3.2.0
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australian software developer with a penchant for politics. i'm a teapot
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